OK, following recent events, I am making you an offer you can easily refuse ...
(1) You help gift-aid this wonderful, modelling, journey,
(2) All gifts received will be spent on furthering this modelling journey and, as a gift-aider, you can suggest and discuss projects which may be financed,
(3) As a gift-aider, you will get 'full access to the account details',
(4) You need not be a gift-aider, at all, but Chaos Will Be Unleashed Upon You and Yours Forevermore.
Happy Gift-Aiding (or Pain for Eternity, whatever).
Details/discussions pending, please do not send anything at this time.
The Colonel.